This week’s hot ass goes to……. Bradley Cooper! UGH What I wouldn’t let him do to me! He would be the sweetest “Hangover” ever. He could all about Steve all over me my face! I just wanna lick his chest! I’m sure you would agree unless you were Helen Keller! I’m going to have to have a private viewing of the Hangover 2! Hey girl Hey! I
Intimate cosmetic procedures including anal bleaching, vaginal bleaching, genital bleaching, and nipple bleaching, started as “Hollywood” trends, and were only performed in a few boutique and salons in California and New York. Since the popularity of these procedures has grown, many people are now choosing to perform them at home. The transition to at-home intimate area lightening is very similar to when people started dying their hair at home instead of in salons, due to the amount of money you can save as well as the embarrassment of having the intimate area bleaching experience. Ok so I am all about a clean asshole but I would suggest you bleach your mouths, you dirty whores! I don’t know about you??? But the closest thing coming near my ass in my home is my toilet paper! As far as my genitials and nipples go…. I would recommend a shower first, before you go and have your skin ripped off your nasty stank body! And as far as the Vadge bleaching goes, well….. Im just going to stay away from that area like I have since I was birthed from my moms vadge ! Even if I were a porn star I don’t think I would let Clorox near my asshole, just sayin! I don’t care what you do down there. Or how clean you get it, or if you borrow your neighbors power washer! It can never be too clean for me! Do you realize what comes out of there ????? DO you forget ?? I mean unless your drunk of course.
How do you feel about shitting in a public place?? Don’t get silly on me now!!! If I’m at a job for awhile I don’t give a shit…..Pun intended!!!!! You would Never catch me plopping my ass down at a bar or night club bathroom. I have Gone out too many times and entered a bathroom that was very unpleasant and unflushed, if you know what i mean. I just wanted to talk about this. I’m very curious why some people have the need to shit in clubs. I would rather use a bush or shit my pants….. Discuss.
Here are two songs for you! These are from about a year ago, when I was in better shape. Looking at myself now, I think I need a little less binge and a little more purge. At least I know I can look like that again! 32 baked potatoes or a slice of cheese right!?? <3, So... this is a cover of GaGa Bad Romance and also an original, which ill just call... more to me "for now', till I can think of something better. I am very modest I am not expecting anything from you guys. Just a goofy rough draft of both that I wanted to share. Am I good enough for Lou Turner Tonight, for all you Long Island bitches?? lol.... I hope you enjoy! Thanks guys! xoxox
When I die and go to hell, this song will be playing on a loop. In my opinion this is the worst song in the world ever!!!!!! Other than any song by Miley Cirus. I cant believe I’m even posting it on here. I would rather have sex with a girl no, scratch that. I would rather have a girl have her period on me, then have this damn song in my head, while I take a shower b4 work !!! True story.
I can not believe there are commercials on TV for Dildos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whats next? Cock rings? Well lucky for the bride she got 3 of them. Or should I say lucky for her “husband” who is about to take off with them and shove them up his no no area. WOO HOO! Party at Jessica’s tonight! As if tampon commercials weren’t bad enough. Now I gotta think about these bitches shoving that thing up their twats. I think they should demonstrate it in the commercial!!!!
Apparently Douch bags succeed more then us poor folk that deserve to. Wachovia/Wellfartgo is on my top 10 cock suckers list. And I dont mean that in a good way girls! This is why I decided to quit my current job at Wachovia/Wells Fargo! Without any notice. Suck my dick! Its no joke! These videos are for real! This is not what life is about! This just wasn’t for me. Except!!!!!!!!!! The video I found doesn’t express what a fat miserable ghetto bitch my store manager is or what a jerk off my district manager is. I can make more $$$$ asking people where they would like to sit, or how many in your party??. I know being an editor is out of the question….. ANYWAY. &(*&(^*^&#%&Q^<<>“”: Enjoy! XOXOXOOX
Life is not about this bull shit! We all deserve to be happy! After working for this company I would rather wash shit off of a toilet! Have a better life! Stand up for what you believe in! Do what you want to do! And don’t forget to VOTE!
I wanted to give everyone plenty of notice!!!!
Dont forget! March 15th! Is the holy Peen Day in Japan. The actual festival is called Honen Matsuri, otherwise known as day of the cock. Celebrated every March 15 in Komaki, a town about 45 minutes north of Nagoya, Japan, this is the time of year where folks haul out a large wooden cocks to give three cheers to fertility and renewal. I’ll give three cheers to that anyday! The custom is an old one that is connected to bringing about a good harvest and having babies and just showing the world how much we really do love penis. Respect the cock! now all they have to do is bring this to Saint Pete!!!!!!
Ladies and Fag’s meet Tom Hislop! Tom Is an Austrilian rugby player! YUM! I love me some Australians and I love me some rugby. Put em together and you have a FABULOUS Australian orgy! Hot muscular men, in small tight shorts, running around getting sweaty! All while they fight over the ball. I would let them slam me to the ground any day! one can only imagine the shower room after the game! MMM more muscles more skin and water! Hope I’m the first to drop the soap! My timer is about to pop! Ding I’m done! That pig skin ball wont be the only thing getting tossed around the locker room. You can check out 100′s of more guys like this at http://www.godsoffootball.com this is like free porn! Enjoy!
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1 year anniversary in fishy heaven =( As you all know a year ago today…. Tragically, my betta fish Master, committed suicide.The bitch jumped out the mother fucking bowl! At roughly 10:45 AM Janury 11th 2010. Master Betta was found unresponsive and not breathing under my desk. Mr. and Mrs. Betta’s publicist Ms. Fishy Fish, released this statement.” This was a very shocking and sad day For the Betta family. Mr. and Mrs. Betta had asked during the anniversary of their son’s death, to please respect their privacy while they mourn the untimely and shocking death of their son Master. R.I.P Master. Master Betta’s memorial fund still goes to this day. Please donate your $ to the SeanMagill.com. No one else in the Betta family was available for comment today. There was a private memorial ceremony in my parents bathroom in NY today. You will forever be missed.
